Episode 13 - In which the cow is way, way too important a character in Jordan’s story

June 6, 2017

Don't get me wrong. I've always wanted to ride a cow. Or pet one. Or own one. Do they make mini cows? 

Anyway, the guy in Jordan's story this week is FAR too attached to his cow! But not in the way you're thinking. 

Also, Eryn found a story about a stupid criminal... whose stupidity didn't even get him caught (No idea how!) And we do some learning and laughing about random crime facts and headlines!

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Crime Crazy Introduction

June 6, 2017

Want a little bite-sized taste of Crime Crazy? Wondering what we're all about? Just wishing you could hear our voices one more time today? (Ha!)

Here's a little "about us" snippet!

 

NOW WITH ACTUAL CRIME CRAZY CONTENT! (Love you, Lanie!)

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Episode 12 - In which the murder weapons are a plane, a car, and a truly bad-ass knife!

May 29, 2017

This is probably the first episode where we root for one of our criminals! But really, who wouldn't club someone to death for calling them a whore?

Okay, but there's seriousness, too. Like learning the hard way that you should go see the fireworks if you say you're going to see the fireworks! And to be very wary if your loved one purchases life insurance on you...AT the airport!

 

 

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Episode 11 - In which we talk about a clutter of cats, a cadaver k9, and killer Canadians

May 22, 2017

And our attempt at alliteration isn't the most awkward part of this award-winning... okay. I'll stop. 

But really, Jordan told me to find a story about a dog, and I one-upped her by finding one story about a hero dog, and another about TWENTY-FIVE cats! And her story has Canadians behaving in a most un-Canadian way. Really though, she found the most twisted criminals for Episode 11. (And there may or may not be a dog in her story, too!)

 

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Episode 10 - In which there are gangs, cults, murderous kids (again!), and a Gorilla Killer!

May 15, 2017

It's a drug cartel. It's a kidnapping. It's a cult. Is that a goat's HEAD in that bowl? And all they wanted was a nice Spring Break. 

Also, Jordan needs to stop it with the killer children! 

And there's a guy who... for some reason... walks on his hands. But at least that should help pick him out in a lineup!

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Episode 9 - In which there is a miscarriage of justice, a family annihilator, and LOVE surgery!

May 9, 2017

The cutest guest in the world is on this episode! Tobin (4), helps us understand a little about crime and everything that's involved.

Then Jordan and Eryn tell stories to piss you off! Wrongful convictions, a surgeon who got away with horrific abuse, and a father who just decided to kill EVERYONE. This episode boiled our blood, but we wouldn't change it!

Also, Crime Crazy is happy to announce that this is our LAST episode with our old equipment! Starting with Episode 10, your listening experience will be drastically altered!

 (Happy Birthday, Mom!)

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Episode 8 - In which there are killer children, questionable creepers, and a teacher-principal-duo from HELL!

May 2, 2017

Do kids who are killers freak you out as much as they do Eryn? What would you do if someone started sending you seriously creepy mail right after you dropped a million dollars on your dream home? And if you thought your teacher was evil, you need to see what THIS one did!

 

 

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Episode 7 - In which high school is the goal, a threesome goes wrong-er-er, and a man makes a very bad decision about Facebook

April 26, 2017

Bringing a third into your marriage is a choice you should make together and the rest of us should stay out of. Bringing a third into your MURDER becomes an issue!

Also, I don't know about you, but other than the amazing GPA I'd have, I can't think of a single good reason to go BACK to high school.

And we can't just have murdered husbands. So we add in a wife for equality sake.

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Episode 6 - In which no ransom is paid, happiness comes from a massage, and you learn how to make a DIY chastity belt!

April 19, 2017

John Paul Getty III probably had the least helpful family ever when it came to his kidnapping. A massage parlor in Texas has been doing bad, bad things. However, even that doesn't justify the DIY chastity belt in the last story this week!

 

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Episode 5 - In which some people disappear, something gets eaten, and someone gets stabbed.

April 12, 2017

The episode that got us our German fanbase! German cannibal Armin Meiwes is joined in an episode with some of the world's oldest serial killers and one crazy artist!

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