Crime Crazy Podcast

Season 3, Episode 24 - In which dumb criminals try to ruin Christmas and parents can’t be trusted!

December 17, 2018

'Tis the season to celebrate! Whether you're giving Hanukkah gifts, wrapping Christmas presents, or gifting Kwanzaa goodies, remember: Walmart is not a charitable organization. They expect you to pay for anything you take from their store.

And let's think logically, guys! If someone is willing to help you kill an innocent child, they probably won't hesitate all that much when it comes to killing you!

Finally, look, we don't condone crimes of any kind. But come on, people! If you're going to commit a crime, at least PRETEND to hide your tracks!

Scott and Dupree

Lewallen and Carly

BingeMode - Harry Potter

The Dollop

#KindOfLikeFlamingosButForChristmas

#CallYourPeople

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